Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.
Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!
by CarlR69 March 18, 2017
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dick-flapping

A man having more than one sexual partner while he is married with a family.
Tiger Woods' wife got a huge divorce settlement and she deserved every penny after all of his dick-flapping.
by grill buddy July 03, 2010
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Flap Getter

John: 'Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and do it?'

Jennifer: 'Sure hun'

Sam: 'Oh man, that guy is such a flap getter. He gets all the flap'
by JohnFlaps October 19, 2013
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flap flick

The opposite to flicking a man's genitalia, flap flicking occurs when you flick the female genitalia with your fingers.
"My woman flicked me in the balls so I gave her a flap flick on her cunt!"
by Cooper GG February 13, 2016
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Fanny Flapping

The same meaning as Willy Waving but for woman. DM
An expression of showing off.

"Rebecca is fanny flapping about £5k sales this month."
by MarxyD September 22, 2018
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Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.
I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face
by DuckingLlama June 01, 2024
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flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).
-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.
by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015
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