feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado

The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.

“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”

by Spaacebear November 21, 2022

Florida feel

A Florida Feel is when you shave off your mans nipples and then titty fuck his giant jugs.

Hey babe, do you want a Florida Feel tonight as I just purchased the new lawn mower 3.0?

by Penisbreath January 26, 2020

feel dead inside

Meaning: To feel no emotions and have depression to the point where you will commit suicide

Eg:

Depressed person: I feel dead inside, sir.

Therepist: That's because you are lonely and depressed.

by YOUR ADHD April 9, 2024

Feel Like Oppenheimer

To feel guilt over creating something that has grown large amounts of popularity (particularly unwanted). Used in reference to the movie "Oppenheimer's" depiction of J. Robert Oppenheimer regretting his creation of the nuke.

"My friend said he felt like Oppenheimer after seeing what people did to the character he created"

"I feel like Oppenheimer after finding out about the audience my book garnered..."

by anonymous December 24, 2024

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024