Legion Family

A family of people who wish they were cool so they call themselves "Legion Families"

Guy 1: Hi I am from a Legion Family!
Guy 2: Get a life..

by DontCare Cowboy June 28, 2011

company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.

@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Family Feud

You have 10 dudes to gangbang a girl where all of them cum inside of her. And you wait 2 months and see who the Father of the baby is.

I invited my friends over to play family feud with my girlfriend.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

The Russell Family

The Russell’s are the definition of Love. The blessings they spread to others are constantly changing lives and bringing good into the world. Sonya, Sonny and Nyesha do Gods work but never look down on anyone instead they spend every day being the most majestic and awesome family unit imaginable. Down to earth…beautiful and the most amazing people you could ever meet.

“Hey you look like your doing good!”
“Thanks to God and the Russell family for their undying empathy, compassion and humanitarianism!”

by Brittany Krystine April 15, 2022

Family reunion

Waking up with an erection, your throbbing member is two inches inside your mother, meanwhile your father is two inches inside your beef cheeks and your undecided whether to push further into mum or backwards into dad to enhance your climax.

I can’t keep picking dad when I go to the family reunion.

by Throbbing member May 2, 2025

Happy family

Happy family- Ez and Aro - Aro like a Ez but Ez dont like aro- So aro very sad if Ez doesn't agree with it.

Happy family- Ez and Aro - Aro like a Ez but Ez dont like aro- So aro very sad if Ez doesn't agree with it.

by Ez and aro April 24, 2023

I grew up in a middle class family

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.

“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024