Dancing Bcomstyle

A form of dance which requires no actual dancing but rather sitting. Typically associated with heavy drinking this style of artful expression has one simple rule. No Mexicans, Dutch or young mothers with the letter "M" in their names. Vehicular assault has been known to occur in excessive forms of this dance.

Q: did you see that round of drinks those beauties just ordered?

A: Yah looks like their gonna be Dancing Bcomstyle tonight. Lets hope Amber doesn't get hit by a truck again.

by BCOMGenius November 29, 2013

dancing on my dick

fucking a lot without giving a brothas penis much time to relax.

Man,In my thirties I, was dancing on my dick.

by GHerringbone December 29, 2015

dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

dancing dildo

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.

Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆

by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016

Dunkin blumpkin

When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.

your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin

by Heavy D Dingleberry May 6, 2016

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016

Duncan Slip N' Slide

Where one drunkenly ejaculates on the floor and waits for their partner to slip on the floor, landing on their face, then, while their partner is bleeding on the floor, they proceed to buttfuck them till loss of consciousness.

Trevor just Duncan Slip N' Slided Shaquila last night!

by Cpt. Fuckbucket June 9, 2016