When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021
Get the Awesome crapmug. Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)
by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021
Get the throws crapmug. by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021
Get the crap lapmug. by creepererererer September 2, 2011
Get the Creepin' crapmug. Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
by Raffik November 3, 2007
Get the Crap-struckmug. An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!
3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019
Get the Over this crapmug. A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
Get the Crapmug.