An alternative definition for the term "Wigger". College Bros tend to have large keg parties, emulate ghetto youth, and attend college. They often tend to hit on attractive freshmen girls, and are know to be very promiscuous.
College Bros tend to wear Abercrombie clothes, and an assortment of "bling" but the most common piece of clothing for a College Bro is a backwards (or sideways) hat, seen on most every College Bro.
College Bros tend to wear Abercrombie clothes, and an assortment of "bling" but the most common piece of clothing for a College Bro is a backwards (or sideways) hat, seen on most every College Bro.
The party last night had a lot of college bros so I had to leave.
Check out all those college bros hitting on freshmen girls.
That girl went home with a college bro, you know what that means.
Dang it, there are too many college bros here.
Check out all those college bros hitting on freshmen girls.
That girl went home with a college bro, you know what that means.
Dang it, there are too many college bros here.
by lstud05 December 7, 2009
Get the College Bromug. Tiny college (about 700 students) located in Oxford, Georgia, which no one has heard of.
It's promoted as being "learning-focused" as opposed to "research-focused", with its benefits being small classes and an "intimate" campus. The closest city is Atlanta, which in my opinion sucks ass, except for Little Five Points. After going to Oxford for 2 years with a 2.0 gpa, you can continue at Big Emory.
Some people really love it and join SAA, Student Admission Association, but this is a relatively small proportion of the student body. Don't believe what these kooks say.
THE TRUTH: There are a lot of self-important people. Lots of fake hippies who drive SUV's and are from the suburbs. Few think for themselves. Almost everyone is an alcoholic. Yet there are no sororities or fraternities, only "social clubs". Most of the guys are short and ugly. Most of the girls are fat and ugly. There is nothing to do in the area. Most students are either pre-med or pre-law or pre-business. Hopefully you transfer out or fail out before you get sent to Emory in Atlanta, which is a whole new beast.
It's promoted as being "learning-focused" as opposed to "research-focused", with its benefits being small classes and an "intimate" campus. The closest city is Atlanta, which in my opinion sucks ass, except for Little Five Points. After going to Oxford for 2 years with a 2.0 gpa, you can continue at Big Emory.
Some people really love it and join SAA, Student Admission Association, but this is a relatively small proportion of the student body. Don't believe what these kooks say.
THE TRUTH: There are a lot of self-important people. Lots of fake hippies who drive SUV's and are from the suburbs. Few think for themselves. Almost everyone is an alcoholic. Yet there are no sororities or fraternities, only "social clubs". Most of the guys are short and ugly. Most of the girls are fat and ugly. There is nothing to do in the area. Most students are either pre-med or pre-law or pre-business. Hopefully you transfer out or fail out before you get sent to Emory in Atlanta, which is a whole new beast.
I go to Oxford College because of the small class sizes.
(interpret this as: I'm too stupid to get into the real Emory)
(interpret this as: I'm too stupid to get into the real Emory)
by ilikerustyspoons June 28, 2008
Get the Oxford Collegemug. Wheelock College is an insane asylum. There is 80% girls, 70% of them being over weight. The 20 percent of men, is fully composed of tools who think more about themselves then their education. The cafe food is worse than you're great grandmothers meatloaf. Every person of high authority only has their high school diploma. The students here are more worried about the drama, rather than their own educations. The dorm buildings have rat infestations, excluding the two 'newer dorms', who are only accessed by students with an abundance of daddy and mommy's money. The academic advisor is more worried about her lame life-metaphors - including that everyone at Wheelock drives their own bus, and Wheelock's faculty is behind us every step of the way. The library is louder than a 6 year olds basketball practice. We have no gym, athletic facilities, or decent sports teams what so ever.
And anyone is welcome! Half of our students are straight out of the funny farm, so no need to feel like you'll be rejected.
And anyone is welcome! Half of our students are straight out of the funny farm, so no need to feel like you'll be rejected.
Man - "You see that crazy person over there?"
Women - "Yeah, former Wheelock College student"
Man - "Isnt it obvious?"
Women - "Yeah, former Wheelock College student"
Man - "Isnt it obvious?"
by Wheelock Undergrad April 24, 2011
Get the Wheelock Collegemug. a person who meets all four of the following criteria:
1) Your night life interferes with your day life.
2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.
4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.
1) Your night life interferes with your day life.
2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.
4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.
by Marge December 13, 2004
Get the college monstermug. Slang for San Marcos, Texas, the location of Texas State University and a significantly more enjoyable place than College Station.
"I'm getting the hell out of New Braunfels and setting sail for a magical place called College Town!"
by Brandy BandShoe October 27, 2008
Get the College Townmug. A small, Northeastern Liberal Arts school located in New London Connecticut. Conn College (as it is affectionately called), is, to put it bluntly: not a good school.
It accepts low SAT scores, and high grades from not-so-good schools. The student body can generally be described as abnormally dumb kids who are extra pretentious. An astounding amount of its students end up there upon not being accepted to an Ivy League, and they have never gotten over it. It is never anyone's first choice. Everyone who goes there will tell you how incredible it is, but eventually, it feels as if they're just saying that to convince themselves. Or, they're just stoned or shitfaced, like all conn college kids are. Also, it's simply a bad education.
It accepts low SAT scores, and high grades from not-so-good schools. The student body can generally be described as abnormally dumb kids who are extra pretentious. An astounding amount of its students end up there upon not being accepted to an Ivy League, and they have never gotten over it. It is never anyone's first choice. Everyone who goes there will tell you how incredible it is, but eventually, it feels as if they're just saying that to convince themselves. Or, they're just stoned or shitfaced, like all conn college kids are. Also, it's simply a bad education.
Person from a good school: hey! So how's Connecticut College?
Conn College kid: It's amaaaaaazing, probably the best education ever.
Person from a good school: .... are you sure?
Conn College kid: are you kidding? like everyone in my class like knows everything. Like we're reading books.
Person from a good school: Cool, sounds sweet.
Conn College kid: yeah, probably learning more than you... or than any Ivy League shit school, ew, I hate Ivy League schools...
Person from a good school: Didn't you apply to Cornell ED?
Conn College kid: *bursts into tears*
Conn College kid: It's amaaaaaazing, probably the best education ever.
Person from a good school: .... are you sure?
Conn College kid: are you kidding? like everyone in my class like knows everything. Like we're reading books.
Person from a good school: Cool, sounds sweet.
Conn College kid: yeah, probably learning more than you... or than any Ivy League shit school, ew, I hate Ivy League schools...
Person from a good school: Didn't you apply to Cornell ED?
Conn College kid: *bursts into tears*
by Foucalt340 February 28, 2011
Get the Connecticut Collegemug. A small liberal arts college in Wooster, Ohio. Self defined by their slogan "independent minds, working together" and promoted by their Independent Study program. While academically it is ranked highly, this is artificially inflated and it is mediocre at best. It does, however, provide yearly one of the best Division III basketball teams in the country, while boasting the highest win percent record in all of NCAA Basketball for the last decade.
However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.
Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster Sluts), drinking and breaking 40's out of spite, hiding from security, staying in your place of residence to do illicit things safely (like firing your smuggled nerf gun, or playing beer pong), and leaving campus for freedom.
However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.
Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster Sluts), drinking and breaking 40's out of spite, hiding from security, staying in your place of residence to do illicit things safely (like firing your smuggled nerf gun, or playing beer pong), and leaving campus for freedom.
Common exchange between College of Wooster students...
Dan: Smash any COWS this weekend?
Kirk: Nah... Security looked in my window and saw me pre-gaming with a Four Loko, came in, took my nerf pistol, my pipe, and called the cops. You?
Dan: Went to a frat party but it got busted after an hour, you gotta see the J-board (judicial board)?
Kirk: Yup, Thursday, they even found a Playboy and are charging me with 'violating respect for self'...
Dan: Smash any COWS this weekend?
Kirk: Nah... Security looked in my window and saw me pre-gaming with a Four Loko, came in, took my nerf pistol, my pipe, and called the cops. You?
Dan: Went to a frat party but it got busted after an hour, you gotta see the J-board (judicial board)?
Kirk: Yup, Thursday, they even found a Playboy and are charging me with 'violating respect for self'...
by WooBall January 15, 2011
Get the College of Woostermug.