Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010

Cave Warrior

A racial slur referring to people of Arabic origin or ancestry. The term is derived from the likes of Osama Bin-Laden who are stereotyped for living in caves.

Ramiro: This place is infested with cave warriors

Ivan: They can hear you you know!

Ramiro: What are the chances of them knowing what cave warrior means.

by jonesy-boy-live December 25, 2010

calvescent

gradually becoming bald; a tendency towards baldness.

Your hair is thinning out. You are calvescent and will have been completely bald by next month.

by uttam maharjan September 17, 2010

cavernun

A Nun that lives in a Cave.

Hey mom, guess what I just used on scrabble?" "What?" "Cavernun

by cavernun January 17, 2011

Cave Trippin'

The act of consuming a number of psychedelic drugs and staying in one place for a long period of time. After such event a smell can be noticed off ones body.

Taking 2 taps of LSD waiting for them to kick in, eat some x to get the candy effect. On off beats of the amazing euphoric event you will smoke a bowl. When the event has come to a climax you will finish it off with a bowl of Shepherdess's Herb for one last trip to heaven then when this is finished you may now say to yourself that you were Cave Trippin'

by TripitoverO.o May 8, 2011

Caveat Creeptor.

Used to pre-emptively make a question or comment non-creepy.

Joey: "Caveat Creeptor.": If you're still feeling sick I can come around and give you some medicine"

Sarah: "Yeh come around, you're not creepy at all".

by Le J October 29, 2011

cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

by pussytoast69 August 6, 2011