Mr. Chode

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.

"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.

by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode

by icandance April 28, 2010

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

chode face

Someone who has a fat and short head. Also, their nose may look like a little chode.

Samantha is a chode faced freak.

by GunterThePenguin April 18, 2019

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Chode Butter

The build up in the area between your asshole and balls.

Dude your chode butter smells so bad

by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008