Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 21, 2010

Cold Captain Karl

Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.

Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.

by @Pappa_Snowflake September 07, 2020

No shit captain obvious

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

by Frameton December 25, 2021

Captain Dick Suck

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!

Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?

by M. R. Duriez October 09, 2018

captain america swirly

to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back

i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh

by whyamiscaredofwhites September 15, 2022

captain brack narrow

jack sparrow's long lost cousin

yes captain brack narrow is captain jack sparrow's cousin

by uncoolcheese69 January 05, 2021

Captain America Pills

First, the backstory. Captain America became a superhero when he was given a supersoldier serum by the army. He was immediately endowed with superhuman strength and endurance.

Now the definition:

When someone is incredibly muscular that regular steroids could not have acheived such muscle size. Therefore, the person must be on the same pills that Captain America takes.

"Holy shit have you seen jason's calves? the kid must be on captain america pills."

"i hate working out unlike captain america over there"

Kid 1- "he's so jacked if he makes a muscle it'll hit him in the eye"
Kid 2 "thats what the captain america pills'll do to ya"

by jesus o'nazareth March 04, 2010