California Mudslide

Its when you get your dick sucked, turn around and let the person eat your ass, then you kiss the person who ate your ass and sucked your dick.

I NEED me a california mudslide rnn

California Mudslide by princekaiii April 16, 2026

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

California Tootsie Roll by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.

He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

California Breakfast by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

California's Almonds 

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

California's Almonds by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025

California Republican 

A California Republican is identified as socially liberal and economically conservative.

Are you republican? Well, I am California Republican. I am socially liberal but economically, I am conservative.

California Republican by AldashX951 July 30, 2025

California Hydra 

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size

"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."

California Hydra by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.

“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend”

California Boyfriend by MrWebber October 9, 2025