bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty October 29, 2008

bum dingle

1.)Poop that gets stuck in the bum hairs in little round balls at the ends.

2.) A pice of shit annoying person that follows you around and seemingly clings to you.

1.)Sue diden't wipe well and now she has bum dingles.

2.) Ricky go away and stop being such a bum dingle.

by Ceassa September 24, 2004

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 07, 2020

car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.

We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.

by Siknik64 June 15, 2015

Bum burn

Raging hot fire of the ass. Often happens after eating spicy foods.

"Oh! I've got some nasty bum burn!"

"You shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, dawg."

by l2d6 February 12, 2012

bum smoker

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.

"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"

by P Biddy July 05, 2008

Bum Juice

A bottle one has urinated in (typically in a moving vehicle), put the cap back on, and thrown out the window to be picked up by a bum that will drink anything he finds on the side of the road.

Hey, look! Bum juice! Awesome, I am soo thirsty.

by Urinator5000 October 25, 2011