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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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Bed farter

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter
by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023
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puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.
Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.
by Ritacca March 8, 2023
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Pee-the-bed

An older child causing concern because he still urinates in bed while sleeping at night.
"I heard that Jeffery pee-the-bed at night, and he'll be seven soon.
by Bill Mobley October 12, 2021
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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019
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bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up
person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’
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Bed Town

Where all your dreams come true.
Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro
by Muffin_Lord November 22, 2011
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