Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.

Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020

Beaver bite

The act of getting whisker burn from a stubbly vagina.

"Honey, you need to shave your vagina! I got beaver bite last night!"

by MorgannaNight May 29, 2020

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

Beaver

The best animal to ever exist in the world.

ME: The Beaver is the best animal to ever exist
Some random dude at Walmart: OK

by Spencer The Beaver God July 30, 2020

Beaver Tailed

When u give a person a bigger dab than they were expecting. Causing heavy coughing!

You just got beaver tailed! (Cough)

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Beaver

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy

I love beaver what a guy

by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020

queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012