isopodic bastard

a cunt

person 1: trump is a good president! 😀
person 1 is an isopodic bastard.

by uwuwer3000 December 6, 2020

Sovereign Anarcho Rat Bastard

Politically unaffiliated with Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Christians, and any other tribal groups who want to bother me.

Here comes that mentally ill Joe who screams he is a sovereign anarcho rat bastard alla time watch out!

by Ignatz TC June 24, 2022

Movie Bastard

A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.

Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”

Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”

Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”

Same - “Ok.”

by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025

bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.

"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"

by girlicanbeyoursneakylink May 1, 2021

Bastard

A child that was born out of wed-lock.
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person

Definition 1:
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"

by 768Keywords January 3, 2024