bacondom

Bacon flavored condom

Use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.

by cldaria July 15, 2011

bacon

Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.

Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 30, 2011

Bacon watch

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.

Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.

by Barkovi April 25, 2012

Bacon

Sweet goodness, God has bacon for breakfast. He sits on a throne of bacon.

Mark Ch3 Vs4: Thee bacon fell from the sky, causing everyone to have a massive bacon party.

by Jimbobbybob May 28, 2012

stinky bacon

when your banging a chick and you insert freshly cooked bacon into her anus causing exciting stinging feeling. (because of the hot jumping grease) this can also be used as revenge on a man who has told you to get back in the kitchen, also put into his anus.

dude did you "stinky bacon" her with all that left over meat?

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

Strip of bacon

A police officer.

Variation of 'pig'.

Singular: strip of bacon, pig, oinker

Plural: bacon, pork, pigs, oinkers

Watch out! There's a strip of bacon up ahead with a radar gun and he'll write you a speeding ticket if you don't slow down.

by twtbc April 30, 2010

bacon

a voluptuous behind.

"DAMN! Look at the bacon on that girl!"

by Gopal April 14, 2008