Lucky Bastard

A lithuanian person who really likes Ed Sheeran.

Lucky Bastard: bro did you hear Ed Sheeran's new song yet?

Bro: not again...

by feetfeetfoot July 10, 2021

Dirty Banana Bastard

An endearing term generally used by the middle classes to gain the attention of the Protestantly challenged in the slums of the West of Scotland.

...ya Dirty Banana Bastard! Ma Subaru needs a whole new front end and my under pants require a full valet after I was forced to run you over! Tyson! Chew whats left of him!

by Hoop Hoop DeHoop May 11, 2009

bastardised english

How the simple-minded brits misspell "bastardized english"

I am going to go on urban dictionary and mock all those superior americans for their incorrect spelling by spelling bastardised english incorrectly.

by crazytom84 December 15, 2010

PHat bastard

a guy on a bus you so wanna bone even tho he's rather hideous

I really wanan nail that phat bastard over there, yes him, the one who hasn't washed in 7 months

by Boughetto August 4, 2003

crout bastard

A slur for Germans, used usually in the context of World
War II.

I'm going to kill those Nazi crout bastards!

by Nettie88 March 15, 2008

Strawberry Bastard

Consuming a bottled beverage, using a bendy straw which allows the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

See 'Strawpedo'

"Another round of Strawberry Bastards!!"

"Anyone fancy a Strawberry Bastard?"

by Team Romford April 21, 2008

Wank Bastard

A person who is a very naughty boy, or both fat and a wanker, or a bastard.
commen insult.

Dylan Taylor is such a wank bastard

by Cooper :) October 4, 2008