Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

baked through the roof

It like when you are supper high or fucked up

Yo Steve this shit got me baked through the roof

by Big poppa daddy26 September 12, 2016

Bake

A male who has neither quality or quantity in the rear region of his body. Sometimes mistaken for a surfboard when observed from behind. Common names for a bake include Anthony, Patrick and Cory.

"Oh no! My ballon has deflated, now that its no longer firm it looks like bake"

by BigZ13 August 10, 2016

Baked

Really fucking high, but not as high as a highgasm

Damn dude, I am so baked right now...

by Asparrowwithmachineguns July 21, 2016

baesnax

1. Cute, edible snacks made by baes.
2. An interjection used to make awkward silences less awkward.
3. An affectionate nickname for someone special.
4. A word used to express extreme excitement or happiness.

1. "I'm hungry, let's eat baesnax at Tacofino"
2. awkward silence "BAESNAXXXX!!!"
3. "Hi Baesnax heart emoticon"
4. "BAESNAX! BAESNAX! I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!"

by blondie&bronzy June 10, 2016

babesploring

Babesploring is when a bunch of babes go out exploring, looking for other babes to accompany them.

Hey babe, wanna go babesploring with us? There should be some babes down at the beach!

by twazzle1d1 May 19, 2016

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016