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slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.
Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.
by Getrealbro July 23, 2014
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Bacon ex Machina

"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.
Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."
by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014
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Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS
Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees
by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
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Making all the bacon

To make a large income/amount of something.
You know what Jeff we'll be making all the bacon someday.
by Your tired boss. April 1, 2016
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Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.
I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.
by HDL to High December 6, 2009
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Cook good bacon

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.
Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.
by ShellyH June 21, 2018
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Plays like bacon

When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon
Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon
by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020
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