Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.
"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."
by Chubmonkey July 02, 2008
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Making all the bacon

To make a large income/amount of something.
by Your tired boss. December 22, 2015
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Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS
Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees
by TayeBiddle January 14, 2012
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Sizzling Bacon Snuggle

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Sizzling Bacon Snuggle is a playful way of snuggling if done correctly. The act of Bacon sizzling snuggle is usually done done between a boyfriend and girlfriend. Clothes remain on or off, which is way more fun. ( careful guys)
It is performed with the woman on her back and the man laying on top of her and with a tight hug starts to sizzle or shake in a seizure like manner. Usually this makes the woman laugh uncontrollably and sometimes even snort.
Last night I rolled on top of my girlfriend and gave her a Sizzling Bacon Snuggle.
by Dawgs1959 January 08, 2021
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Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.
I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.
by HDL to High December 06, 2009
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slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.
Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.
by Getrealbro July 23, 2014
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Fetal Bacon Syndrome

A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.
His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome
by QXQXQXQXQ September 26, 2018
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