Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

Fractal Asshole

A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.

Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.

by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 5, 2013

toxic asshole

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

Pre-Asshole

When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.

C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'

B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'

by thtplc July 22, 2010

asshole intervention

A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.

Alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention.

by Mr. Greenwood May 31, 2009

Officer Asshole

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017

Pops asshole

A high quality 40+ rated game where you walk around the house trying to find those moaning sounds because your horny as fuck. After finding the moaning sounds which came from the guest bedroom on your 3rd floor, you open the door to find your grandpa and your girlfriend filming a porno and spraying cum everywhere which lands on you blinding you. After you spam e to wipe all the cum of your face and out of your eyes, you go up to your Grandpa who is surprised to see you and spread his asshole 8 inches wide making a little cracking sound and putting your hand up it and pulling organs out killing him in the process. You throw his body and organs out the window then fuck your girlfriend hard till she dies.

Yo dude I was scarred for life after playing Pops asshole, I don't think I will be able to have sex ever again! Although the part where he fucked his girlfriend hard was pretty nice.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020