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Asian Gangster Wannabe

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.
Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.
by White Washed January 12, 2008
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Asian Fap Attack

When an Asian man hides in the shadows(ie. bushes,or a dark ally) and masturbates vigorously until an unsuspecting teenage girl kneels down to tie her shoe. When she does this, the Asian man leaps out of the shadows and ejaculates on her face or tits.
Asian man: "aw yeah you take that cum on your face"

Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"
by Mister Blackie April 27, 2009
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Asian Jake Paul

Idubbz: Hes an Asian Jake Paul

Ricegum: *Triggered* Know what imma go eat yo dog
by Lonely Girl October 14, 2017
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Asian Grading Scale

Asian=
1) A = Average
2) B = Below Average
3) C = Cant come for dinner
4) D = Don't come home
5) E = Even a dog can do better than u
6) F = Failure to ur parents and ancestors
Asian Kid: ALAMAK
Other kid: What's wrong?
Asian Kid: I GOT A B
Other Kid: In the Asian Grading Scale that's below Average right-
Asian Kid: YES ;-;
Other Kid: Good luck dude
by Ice Better September 23, 2021
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secret asian man

A badass song that is like really cool and its in a movie.
Coolness and very sexy I love that song secret asian man.

SECRET asiaaann man!! secret asaainn man sexret assian man.
by namino neitou sama October 30, 2007
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Rob an Asian kitchen

(v.) To take a walk (wok).
"Dude, let's enjoy the nice day and go rob an Asian kitchen!"
by RabidUnicorn March 25, 2010
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Oriental Asian gangs

Gangs whos ancestors came from the continent of Eastern Asia (Also includes South East Asians).

Asian gangs are best known for ther ability to be either really secretive and patient, or their ability to go overboard with violence, but then turn their life around once they are in early adulthood (mid 20s)
Westminster of Orange County, California used to be infested with Oriental Asian gangs of Vietnamese descendent.

Home invasions, and shoot outs were common people were scared to walk eat out at night, but now 20 years later, Westminster became one of the safest, and fastest growing communities of Orange County.
by Reppen4 December 29, 2009
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