Hell Apple

A young rotten or sour apple. Usually too young to be severely punished.

Dude, my little cuz just threatened me, wtf? She's such a hell apple!

by Cat666 July 3, 2008

Fatam's Apple

Two or more fatty layers of neck skin.... This is traditionally where one would find an Adam's Apple.

Dude! Did you see that guy. He had three Fatam's Apples.

Whoa! I think that chick had a Fatam's Apple on the back of here neck!

by EeeeUgeeeeen! October 18, 2008

Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.

My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

Apple Head

An old sunburnt wrinkled face tweeker bitch from the I.E .

Damn! That Apple head is burnt being in the sun all day looking for aluminum cans.

by Juantastic July 4, 2018

Apple thrower

Someone who throws apples.

That Apple thrower got arrested by the cops for throwing those apples.

by TheWordSubmitter April 13, 2017

Apple Picking

When you are above her and she is sucking your dick, but she starts to fondle your big old rusty, dusty, crusty, and wrinkly balls, and she then yanks them.

"Oh that feels good 😌... Ow! Stop Apple Picking, you fucking dirty whore!"

by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017

Apple Grammar

The standard way of typing or verbally using Apple product terminology.

i: The "i" at the beginning of product names is always lowercase and is always followed by a capital letter (not a hyphen, space, or the like).

iPod touch: Never should be referred to as an "iTouch".
There is no such thing.

Proper Apple grammar insures I sound knowledgable about my favorite products.

I love my iPod.

I need to charge my iPhone.

Can I borrow your iPod touch?

by Apple Fan Boy November 13, 2011