gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious

Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!

by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

noodles

another way to say nudes

Betty: why did you stop talking to Jake

Laura: he just wanted noodles

by that's the tea July 28, 2019

Noodle

Noodle is definitely a person who most likely doesn’t have a single brain cell, they definitely are a handful to take care of. They can be stupid, sweet, fruity, and sometimes mean. If you’re dating a Noodle they will give you a lot of attention and a bit clingy, but they definitely have a dirty side. They can be funny in a stupid way and very clumsy.

Person:NOODLE OVER HERE
Noodle:huh*attempts to walk and trips*
Person2:fucking dumbass
Noodle:I’M GOOD

by The idiot under ur bed November 28, 2021

Noodling

When you are having sex with a man or woman with a non erect penis

I did so much coke last night I couldn't get a boner and I was noodling this chick in the ass

by Powerslave312 May 13, 2024

poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole

after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle

by whamwww3433wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 13, 2016

Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023