"Cooked" is like saying someone's in serious trouble or facing big problems. It means their situation is not looking good, and there might not be a way to fix it. So, when your friend says, "you're cooked," they're telling you that things are not going well for you
by puszek January 30, 2024

A word that can be used to describe someone or something in a negative way , usually used for people after them completing an unsuccessful action
Ex.1
-"Bro this girl has left me on delivered for 72 hours"
-"Yeah you're cooked"
Ex.2
-"my mum found the penjamin hidden under my pillow"
-"you're so unbelievably cooked"
-"Bro this girl has left me on delivered for 72 hours"
-"Yeah you're cooked"
Ex.2
-"my mum found the penjamin hidden under my pillow"
-"you're so unbelievably cooked"
by RastaMouse23 April 23, 2024

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.
When a joke fails.
When a joke fails.
Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.
by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall
by Kanye THE south April 22, 2024

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025
