you've got to be kidding me

It can't be true. New Jersey

Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"

by Colleen Ann May 31, 2006

You're turning into a groudon

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

You Know That, Right?

A phrase that can be added on to the end of a statement to make it sound obvious-- implying that the other person is stupid if they didn't know the statement.

Frenemy: So, have you kicked him out yet?
Anne: No...?
Frenemy: What are you waiting for? He'll never change.
Anne: I'm not sure wha--
Frenemy: He's cheating on you, you know that, right?
Anne: Oh! Uh... yeah... I...I uh totally knew that...*cough cough*

by sdhvkjgshwdvdfvsdvhianfdsubvaj May 1, 2012

you done got-got

When a person has been baffled, bamboozled or otherwise tricked in some way.

Snake: Eat the apple
Eve: Ok
God: you done fucked up.
Snake: You done got-got

by LordCari April 1, 2017

you're a cunt

When someone takes your last piece of candy

Sam: I can't wait to eat my last piece of candy
George: Oh i ate it.
Sam: You're a cunt

by Ghostie Ghost May 6, 2018

You up?

Invitation for a booty call or sexting. Usually received as a text message.

Billy, in a text: Hey. You up?
Sandy, in a text: Yes.
Billy, in a text: Wanna come over?

by pnwtease June 4, 2014

you are the father

A sentence that can be heard on the mind-numbing Maury Povich show, which is a show that I watch every day after school but won't admit it.
This sentence is used usually after some ugly black woman is crying because she slept around with 15 guys and got pregnant and now she doesn't know her baby's father is.

LaShoniqua: Ah am 125% sure he is mah baby's daddy. (Sobs moronically)
Maury: Why do you think he refuses to admit he's the father?
LaShoniqua: (Eyes suddenly bug out, angry) Because he do wanna be ah man, he don'wan' da reszponzibility!
He needs to step up and be a man, and take care of his child!!
Drey: I think LaShoniqua is a hoe. She sleep wit everyone.
Maury: When it comes to 4-month-old Naziqua, you are the father.
LaShoniqua: (Leaps up from chair, begins barking into Drey's face as he walks off stage, PO'd.

by WhoWEF May 13, 2005