Smash waffles

The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex

I want to smash waffles tonight Becky

by Johnson68102 May 2, 2022

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

Fluid Waffle

When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.

Shit for Hazelnut Spread

Blood for Strawberry Sauce

Piss for Syrup

Cum for Whipped Topping

Hey babe, I know you're having explosive diarrhea.. Wanna try making a fluid waffle?

by Shartingtrash October 30, 2022

Waffle Maker

A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.

Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.

by Floorpetal March 9, 2022

Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems

Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.

by Bjl317 August 5, 2019

Stink Waffle

A black man, With an attitude, Holding a hen, Most likely stole 5 things before actually holding up the hen.

Look at that Stink Waffle, He's wearing my watch!!!

by JacobDickerson January 2, 2012

Waffle Balls

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that it leaves the imprint from the shoe.

Willie Black was being such a deuce that Shawn kicked him in the balls and gave him Waffle Balls.

by The Judi Show July 16, 2016