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Waffle Lodge

Leading restaurant in the competition of redneck hangouts. Known for their 1 foot pancake, ginger-snap oreo deluxe, waffle dog,and Moses omelette. Most commonly referred to as "the lodge"

Most famous location - Doral, Florida.
Employee of the Century- Mirial
"Yo Krume I'll meet you at Waffle Lodge in a minute."
by thegreenmeister March 21, 2009
mugGet the Waffle Lodgemug.

Frosty Waffle

1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.

2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers
"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"

"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"
by Deehydrated July 6, 2014
mugGet the Frosty Wafflemug.

angry waffle

when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
Dude, I just fed my wife another angry waffle. Her name is Ronny
by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016
mugGet the angry wafflemug.

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

-a
by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014
mugGet the loaded wafflemug.

waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
by erection-infection March 7, 2014
mugGet the waffle handymug.

Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
by Bjl317 August 5, 2019
mugGet the Cock Wafflemug.

Flop waffle

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.
I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.
by The Light Phantom June 3, 2017
mugGet the Flop wafflemug.

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