Nerd Funk

A scent/odor exuded by an individual, particularly computer gamers that smells like a mixture between Body Odor, Sweat and Mold. Nerd Funk is usually accompanied by excitement, frustration, anger, "nerd rage" etc.
Dude, this place reeks of Nerd Funk
by Ponco September 15, 2009
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baby nerd

A person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. They often study and get straight A's. Common baby nerd names are Donald, Christopher, and Matthew. They are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, "What are you talking about, I go outside more than you," but these are lies 99% of the time. Baby nerds often have a babyish face with glasses. Also they often study, read, and whine.
Hey Donald your such a baby nerd.

How am I a baby nerd?

Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.

I'm not a baby nerd!

Your a butthead and baby nerd
by Dr. Smart July 30, 2006
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Glamdring Nerd

1. A prestigeous compliment of the highest honors in Middle Earth.
2. One who knows the name of Gandalf's Sword.
3. "I have all the books and I read The Silmarillion 10 and a half times."
Shana and Lani: "You guys are such Glamdring Nerds."
Josh and Jason: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"
by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003
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NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.
HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.
by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 08, 2009
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nerd phase

When you go from doing other stuff to doing nerd things for about a week to a month; such as jailbreaking your iPod Touch, or Youtubing videos on help on how to do something with your device. After you lose interest, you go back to the same old normal stuff you do.
Mark: Dude, you should come chill with us.

Tim: Nah, I think I'm gonna jailbreak my iPod Touch this week.

Jeff: He's on his nerd phase.
by cheeeezystix May 15, 2010
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nerd wrists

man wrists that are skinny, boney, or girlish in appearance. usually exemplified by a nerd virgin who has spent many, many a night poopsocking in front of his computer.
Inphared's nerd wrists couldn't throw a football but 1 or 2 yards.
by Amba Lamps March 31, 2010
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evil nerd

1.)An urbandictionay user that writes bitchy definitions about a place like a high school, their teacher, a kid in their class, or even their girlfriend that dumped them.

2.)Or in general, it's someone who uses their technology power for evil.
1.) When Luke got caught giving Justin a black eye, he was suspended by the principal.
While at home, Luke transformed into an evil nerd and wrote a definition about his high school. Then he wrote definitons for Justin, Ms. Smith, and Mr. Johnson.

2.) The evil nerd hated his life and felt like punching someone. But he didn't know how to punch, so he decided to make a some malware of his own and post it on limewire.
by brian666evil July 16, 2008
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