Real Beans

To be so real it's out of this world!

Mike: JT you blow.

JT: Real Beans

by mikelito24 June 17, 2012

Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.

“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017

bean smacked

When a tiny dick hits your ass

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro

by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019

eating beans

Mainly used for a meme.

''this nibba eating beans''

by DeutscherLifeS. June 26, 2018

Bean Supreme

The act of tricking someone into performing 69 but only to dip your dirty dick into their mouth, pinching their nose shut, and violently fuck their face.

The woman was in tears of joy after receiving a bean supreme.

by TheBeanSupreme July 18, 2018

Bean Pickin’

When you go and pick up a group of Mexican girls.

“There’s a group of Mexican girls over there, why don’t we go Bean Pickin’”

by TheNerdBurger August 12, 2018