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Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
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choco beaver

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam
the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again
by brian ratchinsky April 4, 2009
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Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.
Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.
by Remathen July 28, 2021
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Gayton Beaver

by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010
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Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
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beaver toggles

Methamphetamine.
The sharper the teeth, the most pure, concentrated, prime supply of premium fuckin' shards.
Hey, you there! Come down from the high-lonesome. Is it true that it gets lonely up there hunting for beaver toggles.
by JJohnson07 May 8, 2023
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Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.
He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.
by Mr. Butts July 10, 2022
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