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squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend
by Notability nothing August 8, 2017
mugGet the squirrelling your twertmug.

squirrel

Evil wizards in disguise trying to take over the world

Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.
person 1: ''HEY look a squirrel :D''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''
by WizardHunter2122 June 28, 2022
mugGet the squirrelmug.

with squirrel

"Yoooo, I heard that chick's with squirrel"
by dinaseagull August 22, 2019
mugGet the with squirrelmug.

squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.
"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"
by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010
mugGet the squirrel foodmug.

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!
Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!
by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
mugGet the squirrel pissingmug.

shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.
Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.
by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017
mugGet the shootin' squirrelsmug.

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