Spider-Cock

Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.

AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.

I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience

by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025

spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.

I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.

by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023

Man-spider

Jackson and devans pet spider who Ethan killed

Ethan you killed Man-spider

by the J creater July 2, 2021

Spider

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.

Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...

by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020

best boy spider

A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.

Best boy spider won today

by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020

sky spiders

Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.

"Wanna take a sky spiders trip over NYC?"
"oH Hell NaW LEMMe EXPLaiN A THINg TO YoU"

by AYYAAYYAAYYAAYYA November 12, 2014