GOONING

Essentially is the verb of “goon”

This means to run, So gooning basically means “running”

Person 1: where are you going???

Person 2: IM GOONING TO JESSICA !!

by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025

goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025

van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.

“You’re such a Van de gooner!”

by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Goon Knight

This is an more accurate alternative nickname for Marvel Rivals players who play Moon Knight.

Damn, that Goon knight is really doing nothing right now.

by goonknight March 6, 2025

Goons

Ass(booty)

“Damm she has goons”

by Big pepper June 10, 2018

Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way

Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”

by Yosupfam September 9, 2018