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Turd fishing

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
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dead-fish

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.
(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
by His worst mistake February 29, 2008
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pussy fishing

when a woman uses her body and especially her pussy to get something she wants that is of a nonsexual nature.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009
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Asian Fishing

"we're ging Asian fishing, wanna come?"
by kimberly lippinton's wife February 7, 2022
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fish stick

A finger inserted into a vagina and then quickly smeared across the upper lip of a lucky recipient.
"Josh was being naughty so I slyly gave him a fish stick. He loved it!"
by Josh Dingus December 15, 2009
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Blow Fish

When you are eating a girl out and she quiefs in your mouth, thus puffing your cheeks out and making you look like a blow fish.
I was munchin' this bitch's clam and she gave me the blow fish of a lifetime; I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a month!
by Dongfart January 2, 2006
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Gay fish

word associated with Kanye west from a southpark episode or Cam Fish
by Frankenstein Rockafella May 21, 2009
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