Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009

(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
by His worst mistake February 29, 2008

when a woman uses her body and especially her pussy to get something she wants that is of a nonsexual nature.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009

by kimberly lippinton's wife February 7, 2022

by Josh Dingus December 15, 2009

When you are eating a girl out and she quiefs in your mouth, thus puffing your cheeks out and making you look like a blow fish.
I was munchin' this bitch's clam and she gave me the blow fish of a lifetime; I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a month!
by Dongfart January 2, 2006

oh hey look its a gay fish
by Frankenstein Rockafella May 21, 2009
