Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"
by His worst mistake March 01, 2008
when a woman uses her body and especially her pussy to get something she wants that is of a nonsexual nature.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
she's just pussy fishing.
by Deep blue 2012 August 28, 2009
by kimberly lippinton's wife February 08, 2022
by Josh Dingus December 08, 2009
When you are eating a girl out and she quiefs in your mouth, thus puffing your cheeks out and making you look like a blow fish.
I was munchin' this bitch's clam and she gave me the blow fish of a lifetime; I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for a month!
by Dongfart January 03, 2006
by Frankenstein Rockafella May 21, 2009