banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

Banana Republican

A rabid, nearly defunct tribe of banana-wielding Tea-tard Tea Party Republicans that descends with high-pitched shrieks from the treetops to defend the debt ceiling from other Republicans and humans.

Those nasty Banana Republicans nearly put us out of business last week until we slipped them the Boehner.

by Politicus Maximus August 20, 2011

Banana Grabber

A gay person whom grabs other mens bananas.

John is a banana grabber.

by don h June 18, 2008

banana with an afro

A banana (a yellow skinned piece of fruit) That has the distinguishing afro hair style(a curly hair style)

wow!a banana with an afro
thats fucking awesome man

by bodp October 13, 2006

banana massage

Indonesian term for male masterbation. A wank.

"Hey you like what you see? Vely good banana massage. Vely good jiggy-jiggy. You want young girl?"

"No thanks, Japang."

"Ahh young boy?"

by The_Strut October 21, 2004

Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 1, 2010

Banana Phone

A banana thats a phone. Also a popular song.

Ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE =D!!!!!

by Hyoko Otohime May 1, 2005