tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

[tit carwash]

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.

"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."

by Charrro December 27, 2008

Mint Tits

Using the combination of the word mint and the phrase the tits to create the phrase Mint Tits! It’s not just Mint & it’s not just Tits but it’s Mint Tits!

Similar to saying ‘super’ or ‘extra’ or ‘awesome’! When something is deemed better than mint and yet not referring to tits.

That’s so Mint Tits! or I’m super Mint Tits! or That ride was Mint Tits!

by SandsterInMN June 4, 2018

fugazi tits

Fake tits

Check out those fugazi tits to your 6

by schissler September 18, 2017

dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek

Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.

by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016

tit slings

slang term for a bra.

get me tit slings out of the drawer.

by cuntybollox September 16, 2009

Tit Spray

Someone who is a big bitch, an asshole, or very annoying.

"You're a cocksmoke"
"Well you're and tit spray"

"You are ugly"
"Piss off tit spray"

Tit Spray

by pauny March 8, 2011