Taint-a-Lade 

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!

Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade

Taint-a-Lade by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Tainted Jugs 

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.

She has some tainted jugs.

or

♫ Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away ♪

Tainted Jugs by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024

tainted tato 

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

tainted tato by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024

Taihealthy 

A country in southern Asia where they export lots of fitness/nutritional products dat promote a "robust 'n' rosy-cheeked" status for consumers.

Considering all of da woefully-inferior products dat are exported by TaiWAN, ordering merchandise dat's labeled, "Made in Taihealthy" sounds like a welcome alternative.

Taihealthy by QuacksO April 21, 2024

Tahnee-Gul 

To obtain financial gain by doing something a little slutty on underhanded.

The Australian word rose to prominance based on a Tasmanian girl that moved to the Gold Coast and becme a hooker for many years and then fleeced her husband out of hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy retirement land in Warwick

Im not really cut out for a hard job, maybe i'll pull a Tahnee-Gul?

Tahnee-Gul by VauntChick May 13, 2024

Taint Diamond 

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.

Taint Diamond by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024

taint toggling 

When you play with the part of a woman or man between the asshole and ballsack and or vagina. What ever happens these days. Tossing it gently with a wet tongue and or finger. Enjoy

Got drunk and hooked up with my girlfriends roommate, insted of smashing we just shared some taint toggling

taint toggling by Chefbiggeorge July 11, 2024