When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.
by Jakemk6 August 19, 2014
Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025
This is a very fat, but nice guy. He is a cuddly bear and everybody loves him. The girls are all in love with big tim joosten. He has a massive butt, and a even bigger dick.
by Timjoostenfan November 25, 2021
A unique position for the ubiquitous butt selfie that utilizes the bathroom mirror with which the user turns away from to catch a mirror selfie of his ass.
by Minxxx December 14, 2018
The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
by ebotnomed April 02, 2019
April 8th. Exactly One week after April Fool's Day is International Tim Day. On this day everyone is known as Tim. It is truly a day to celebrate. This day symbolizes all the accomplishments of every Tim in history. From dumb jokes to racism everyone MUST participate in the Timming. Many studies have been done on Timology but noone knows the true meaning behind Tim Day....... SoS
Uh oh, tomorrow is April 8th, prepare for a day of laughing, crying and shitting because its International Tim Day
by Tim Day Expert April 08, 2024
by UltraboiYEE September 08, 2020