hoe top

a hoe's signature top that they wear that makes them feel confident

I want to get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

Clicky Tops

A pen that unsheathes its point by clicking the button at the top.

Clicky Tops suck less than spinny bottoms.

by Kygon August 15, 2010

Top Fan

Being a top fan is nothing special. Since it can be obtainable by simply existing in a group and use Facebook as if you have nothing else to do. They often refer themselves as memelords. But really they are normies tagging their friends and suckling their own inflated ego.

Joe: wow, I became a Top Fan of Mike Hunts Waffles. Let's see the other Top Fans.

*Sees the other comments and promptly throws up*

by JunoPrime April 12, 2020

Top notch

Perfect quality, without blemish or fault.

Have you seen Terry's new benz?
Oh my it's top notch.

by Em_ dtruth January 17, 2020

Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be

That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl

by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019

Flirty Top

Me.

I'm a flirty top.

wow did you see him flirting with her? he had a line for everything. he's such a flirty top.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019