chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

Chode Road

A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."

Bro are you going to the party tonight?
The one on chode road?!
Yeah!

by SnackLord December 26, 2016

Chode Smoker

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

by The Apache June 2, 2016

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Chode Butter

The build up in the area between your asshole and balls.

Dude your chode butter smells so bad

by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008