Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop.
Remember last summer when we spit roasted that hoop train of chickens over the coals?
I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.
I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.
by BabyShanks October 14, 2010
Get the hoop train mug.A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality
First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.
If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas
First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.
If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas
by Orchadicus October 19, 2022
Get the Thomas the train mug.To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.
To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.
Like getting spanked, except by a train.
To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.
Like getting spanked, except by a train.
I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.
That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.
That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
by killa beana April 25, 2014
Get the train spank mug.A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."
by FishTheChris July 30, 2016
Get the Meat Train mug.A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.
Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
by Chris Pence May 9, 2011
Get the Jesus Train mug.Someone who’s always conveniently using trains and can therefore help you board and complete other train related tasks for you.
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