When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.
by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023
by To much thee September 18, 2020
What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.
by realmrniceface July 10, 2021
Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."
by thatgirltrippy September 24, 2013
Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"
She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!
by Perakee January 07, 2016
a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way
by original nazarene July 21, 2021
by AdamCheats February 08, 2019