After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates

I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs

by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019

Lil pee hole

The guy with a big truck who likes to brag about said truck

Hey jimmy like my truck well Rick this just shows you have a lil pee hole

by Potter the woods June 17, 2017

ella mella pee

It's basically LMNOP but we like to say it like dat so-

Teacher: Jimmy, can you sing the alphabet please?
Student named Jimmy: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELLA MELLA PEEEEEEE

by bussy like tuna March 23, 2021

pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

sneeze jet pee

when you sneeze and you pee faster

i just sneeze jet pee and it felt so good

by buckbuck278 January 28, 2022

Tele-pee-thic

Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”

Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”

by PoorDavid December 28, 2022

Pee In Your Vagina

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.

I will totally pee in your vagina later, gurl.

by Anonononomoos January 6, 2018