double poser

A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.

"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"

by Buck Futt April 21, 2010

double Dingus

When a person eats a large amount of pizza and then throws up on their mothers shirts, robs 32 7/11's and then urinates in gary colemans eyeball, followed by you growing a second penis above your original one, only the new one is small and looks like Flava-Flav's nose

DUUUUUUUDE I JUZ DUN TITTY FUCKED YO'HUSBAND
how did you do that?
HE GOT MAAAAAAAAAD CD-PLAYA'S NIGGA
what are you talking about?
I HAVE A DOUBLE DINGUS, ITS REALLY COOL, WANNA SEE???

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nasty!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

by SUPA DEFINER June 21, 2009

double condom

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.

Making this field required is a double condom.

by P ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dog December 28, 2015

double relief

When you've been busting to take a dump and a piss, and you get on the toilet to let it all go. The feeling of massive relief is thoroughly liberating.

Jackie: I drank too much at Taco Bell last night and feel horrible
Kelly: A double relief is in order! Off to the ladies' room!

Jeff: You're in a good mood this morning
Tom: I just did a run to the toilet and gave myself a double relief!

by mong returns October 12, 2016

Double G’s

Good Green , also know as the “Key to Success” Smoke the Green to Be Successful. (Good Green goes good with Lean)

Ayye you got any Double G’s

by BATESVILLE HIGH SCHOOL September 27, 2018

double arse

Someone that has an arse so big it looks the size of two people's.

Wow, Alison has one hell of a double arse.....

by Vaticide September 3, 2006

Double Pumping

Using two hands, one after another, repeatedly during male (or for the more advanced user, female) masturbation.

oh it's also a thing in fortnite

Yo, i was double pumping Martha last night

fuck double pumpers, dude.

by Shithead McMuffin July 4, 2018