David Beckham

A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty

The worst swear you could give a player in football

You play like Beckham, man

by harish March 5, 2005

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter May 13, 2005

david sutherland

the act of pooping on someones penis and then licking it up with ones tongue. then giving them a dirty sanchez with a piece of dog shit. and after that drizzling cum all over their face then getting an std from kelci.

giving your partner the ol' david sutherland.

by THE NIGG March 31, 2009

david beckham

Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.

Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.

Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.

by OD Smith March 31, 2005

David Chidlow

The sexiest and most powerful man in the world. Period.

John: I wish I was as sexy as David Chidlow he gets poon everyday.

Jim: Indeed, he is soo poweful!!

by TheRealGucciMane69 July 26, 2011

David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.

For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.

by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015

David Bond

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.

Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.

by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011