swamp net

when your internet is extremely slow
"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"
by ninja420 September 09, 2023
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Swamp fingers

When u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. Like when ur in the bath to long
Boy: I was at Jenny's house last night got mad swamp fingers
by Suck my nan July 24, 2017
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pull a swamp

jason: did javier pull a swamp to the party?
george: yeah , he really pulled a swamp what a random
by Monocyte February 20, 2018
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Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.
by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021
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swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 21, 2022
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