freeloader steve 

A friend of a friend who asks for a significant favor, such as getting bailed out of Mexico, and then disappears when he is asked to re-compensate the person for the favor.

Yo! I drove down to the Baja to get Steve's ass out of trouble. Now he's trying to avoid paying me cause he says it was a vacation trip! Damn, why didn't you warn me this cat was a freeloader steve?

freeloader steve by Chedwardo June 19, 2018

Chonky Steve 

A cat that was for sale at RSPCA that will make you day!

Someone: Why are we arguing?
Me: Well we wouldn't be if Chonky Steve was here would we!?

Chonky Steve by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

brother steve 

a type of leader or principal of a school, most likely a catholic school. a leader for a boys group or school. always everywhere you go. can always be found behind you without a trace. he has a big round belly and is always there to help you.

boy 1: who is that?
boy 2: that is brother steve.

brother steve by okmabenofine October 29, 2019

Joby Steve

A bacon legged chicken faced guy, No-one tends to like him and can be very brittle

Joby Steve is a handicap on Siege, can't run with his bacon legs

Joby Steve by None Of Your Business November 6, 2019

posh steve 

A useless/pointless wank ( masterbaition ) or other meaning someone who cant fight out of a wet paper bag.

Meaning 1.
Hey see that guy over there? He is a right posh steve.

Meaning 2.
Worker1: hows the new guy at work?
Worker2: he is okay but a bit of a posh steve.
Worker1: oh like r...
Worker2: yeah lol

Meaning3.
I'm not really horny but might have a posh steve soon ?

posh steve by TheNuggetLover69 December 10, 2019

Stoner Steve

A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.

Hey Stoner Steve, crokeed or mooncrack?

Stoner Steve by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020

Fuck Steve Jobs 

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

Fuck Steve Jobs by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021