Cornish Steamer

It's just like a Cleveland Steamer but after 8 pints of Rattler

"Ey pard you up for a Cornish Steamer?"

by KineticX49 November 17, 2023

Clevedon Steamer

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.

The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!

by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti December 7, 2023

bunk steamer

You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.

“Bruh i just took the fattest bunk steamer on that girls bed ever”

by spherika December 20, 2023

Omaha Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.

For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.

by BornEnigma December 25, 2023

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

Pittsburgh Steamer

Play on the famous term Cleveland Steamer. When the Pittsburgh Steelers let another team beat them so bad it's like the other team took a dump on their chest and rolled around in it.

The Pittsburgh Steamers let the Bill's take it to the house.

by Denver Donkey January 15, 2024