Social Queue

In a class, social gathering, etc. & you are only on small speaking terms with one person, while that person has more than one good friend in the class. You are stuck with trying to get their attention so you don't feel so alone, but are pushed to the back of their mind because they don't need to speak with you. You are left ignored & seeming desperate.

In every class I had in the 9th grade, I was pushed to the back of a Social Queue in every class.

by Doctor Loquacious May 9, 2016

Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.

- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"

by intergalacticbrotherhoodofU.D March 12, 2011

social distance

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years

Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time

by Butter Mike April 27, 2020

Social Marcus

An oxymoron; similar to Government Intelligence.

Voice 1: Have you seen how social Marcus has been recently?

Voice 2: What are you talking about?

Voice 1: Yeah.

Voice 2: ...

Voice 1: Nice weather outside, right?

by Dr. Wily March 31, 2005

social intercourse

(noun) :: sexual encounters expressed through language and/or body movement without the actual physical act of intercourse. ie: continous flirtation or "pimping" that occurs between the opposite sex. one is usually addicted to this nature, whereas they would be considered a flirtacious whore.

"God, look at him...he acts like such a 'player.' I swear, Kevin has to have social intercourse with women everywhere he goes!!!"

by manduh April 25, 2006

anti-social

A brain disorder. Contrary to popular belief it is not something that can be controlled by good parenting, though that may help. It is something one is born with in which the brain literally cannot empathize. They can think only of their own emotions and are often blunt and/or spiteful to others. These people are often thought to be involved in school shootings, serial killing, and other criminal activity. The perfect example would be the character Angelina Jolie played in the movie Girl Interrupted.

Anti-Social: Where were you these last two weeks?
Person: My father just died.
Anti-social: Well suck it up, bitch!

by ljfoankg1221 July 30, 2010

social chameleon

a social behavior exibited by those who were or are shy. This usually stems from a sheltered upbringing or inferiority complex.

He grew up away from others, so having no social skills of his own, he became bit of a social chameleon; learning what was right by observing those around him.

by Aaron K Jones July 20, 2006