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The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.
It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214
by shlongman24 April 8, 2021
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Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.
Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!
by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018
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Shepherd's Slide

The act of having sex with a very hairy woman.
She hadn't shaved in months, but I went ahead and did the Shepherd's slide.
by Prough91 April 19, 2011
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Flip n Slide

This sexual endeavor involves a standing male and female who are both unclothed at the top of a cobbled hill covered in lube. Man runs towards female backwards and back flips so his erect peni ends up in her mouth. The force of the flip then slams the womens head to the floor causing concussion and thus both members of the act slide down the hill in a 69 position.
"wheres stacey?"
"she's in hospital, heard she did the Flip n slide last night"
by ket hunter June 5, 2018
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Slide

To hang out with friends or familiar acquaintances; another word for "chill".

Pronounced: Sh-lide
We're going to slide at Stacey's house because she has a pool.
Come slide at my house.
by z.ubi.n March 3, 2022
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Yellow Slip-N-Slide

When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?

2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet

1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
by a_lax_account June 17, 2018
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Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.
My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.
by Thevkng October 2, 2021
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